To the tune of
"Mercedes Benz"

These lyrics by Dave Darling

Oh, Lord, won't you buy me
A new nine fourteen?
My friends all drive Beemers,
It's almost obscene.
An early two-liter that's stock, straight and clean!
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A new nine fourteen?

Oh lord, won't you buy me
A nine fourteen six?
My D-Jet's got problems
I just cannot fix.
A Two-four with Webers
Now that'd do the trick.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A nine fourteen six?

Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A real Nine Sixteen?
I know that they're rare Lord
There's only thirteen.
That silver one George has
Would be mighty keen.
Oh Lord, won't you buy me
A real Nine Sixteen?

That's all ...

While Janis never had a chance to sing these lyrics, I'm sure she would have loved the 914 just as much as she loved her psychodelic 356!